How long does it take?
Everything's printed when you order it. Printing takes 2 to 5 business days, then US shipping usually takes 3 to 7 business days. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships.
Where do you ship?
Across the United States. If your country isn't offered at checkout, we don't ship there yet.
How do sizes run?
Everything is unisex unless it says crop. Most tees are heavyweight and boxy with dropped shoulders (AS Colour, American Apparel, Comfort Colors), so take your usual size for a relaxed fit. Anything labelled oversized runs big on purpose: size down if you want it closer. The fitted ones (Bella+Canvas 3001) run true to size. Crops are cut to sit just above the waist. Every product page has a size chart measured flat.
Can I return it?
Since everything's made to order, we can't take back a shirt because you changed your mind. If it shows up damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us within 30 days with a photo and we'll replace it or refund you. Details are in our refund policy.
Will it fall apart in the wash?
Wash it inside out, cold, and skip the dryer when you can. Treat it better than your last agency treated you and it'll last.
Is this an actual marketing agency?
No. It's a store that makes fun of marketing agencies. Very different. We have better merch.
How do I reach you?
Email orders@retardedmarketing.com. A human reads it. We won't ask you to hop on a quick call.
